Sat 15 May 2010

10:31 - multigrain toast with Nutella and red plum jam, and black coffee.

So eventually it will get to the point where you're bored and maybe a leeetle depressed and unconsciously begin to engage in destructive behaviors.

Like eating. And eating. And eating. And eating.

Even then, you get bored of eating. And eating. And eating. And eating.

And you think about how else to spend money.

Like ONLINE SHOPPING.

Thu 13 May 2010

09:27 - English muffin with egg and shredded chicken (sprinkled with Cajun seasoning), and black coffee.

I persuaded C to watch Tough Love (season 2) with me last night.

It's a sexist and misogynist 'reality' show hosted by an obnoxious assface from Philly who seems to hate all women except HIS MOMMY DEAREST, showcasing single women (some HOT, some VERY NOT; some sane, some not; all with issues that make us human - except when exhibited by said women, in which case such issues are CLEARLY WOMAN PROBLEMS from which said women must be cleansed of to be Stafford Wives for the heaven-sent gifts to woman-kind that are MEN).

Or, more aptly:





It's addictively trashy.

Tue 11 May 2010

10:12 - English muffin halves with red plum jam, and black coffee.

09:59 - multigrain toast (PBH, and margarine and kaya). Coffee with milk (ugh).

10:48 - English muffin halves with red plum jam, and black coffee.

I'm thinking I want to do something stupid.

Like switching over to the new editor on Blogger so that I can shorten every post from when I started keeping track of the junk I shove daily into my mouth with a jump break, then switching back to the current "old" one because the new one is COMPLETE SHITE when it comes to sorting the layout of newly uploaded photos.

It's not like I've anything better to do ... except maybe be depressed by my job search.

Sat 8 May 2010

12:44 - chicken fried rice, an English muffin with red plum jam, and black coffee.

I'm actually learning quite a bit about myself watching the Dogs 101 clips on Youtube.

For instance, I learned that like brachycephalic dogs my flat face is the reason behind my heinous sinus problems; and, like the English Bulldog who has to breathed through its mouth, am prone to snores and farts.

I also learned that humans, like dogs, are often judged (implicitly or not) by the Stanley Coren's criteria. Thus, stubbornness often equates stupidity.

I'm also as stubborn as a bulldog.

My dad just called to tell me my "certificate" declaring I have "First Class Honors in English" has arrived in my other home, and that he had taken a photo and a color scan of it, and also printed a color copy, and will be emailing me the soft copy.

I think he might just be a little proud of me ... even though he - like me - realizes how expensively and utterly useless that piece of paper is.

After I did some work today - and it's work I've been doing since yesterday's 10:00 - I got a little bored and poked around Blogger's Dashboard.

So what I'd mastered was the Jump Break which looks like this:

09:07 - five Vita-Weats with hummus, five pork balls, and black coffee.

Tue 5 May 2010

09:58 - assorted cookies (didn't finish them), and black coffee.