09:59 - multigrain toast (PBH, and margarine and kaya). Coffee with milk (ugh).

10:48 - English muffin halves with red plum jam, and black coffee.

I'm thinking I want to do something stupid.

Like switching over to the new editor on Blogger so that I can shorten every post from when I started keeping track of the junk I shove daily into my mouth with a jump break, then switching back to the current "old" one because the new one is COMPLETE SHITE when it comes to sorting the layout of newly uploaded photos.

It's not like I've anything better to do ... except maybe be depressed by my job search.

Sat 8 May 2010

12:44 - chicken fried rice, an English muffin with red plum jam, and black coffee.

I'm actually learning quite a bit about myself watching the Dogs 101 clips on Youtube.

For instance, I learned that like brachycephalic dogs my flat face is the reason behind my heinous sinus problems; and, like the English Bulldog who has to breathed through its mouth, am prone to snores and farts.

I also learned that humans, like dogs, are often judged (implicitly or not) by the Stanley Coren's criteria. Thus, stubbornness often equates stupidity.

I'm also as stubborn as a bulldog.

My dad just called to tell me my "certificate" declaring I have "First Class Honors in English" has arrived in my other home, and that he had taken a photo and a color scan of it, and also printed a color copy, and will be emailing me the soft copy.

I think he might just be a little proud of me ... even though he - like me - realizes how expensively and utterly useless that piece of paper is.

After I did some work today - and it's work I've been doing since yesterday's 10:00 - I got a little bored and poked around Blogger's Dashboard.

So what I'd mastered was the Jump Break which looks like this:

09:07 - five Vita-Weats with hummus, five pork balls, and black coffee.

Tue 5 May 2010

09:58 - assorted cookies (didn't finish them), and black coffee.

This.

How long will it be before I hit a daily average of ten posts and fifty tweets?

And then there's also twitter, which is just a fancier name for "in a hundred-and-forty letters or fewer" - or, "what I'm texting to the internets (and occasionally my friends)".

Because:

I wake up (later and later these days) and boot up and check the vacancies pages and get depressed about what looks interesting and what I think I'm qualified to apply for. They never coincide.

Then, to cheer up, I decide to think about this week's dinner menus and the recipes I'm dying to try out.

I write down grocery lists but don't go out - because my back hurts/my head feels heavy/my eyes are swollen/it's too cold/too sunny/too windy.

That's why all you see are (badly taken) pictures of what I ate.

Sun 2 May 2010

11:45 - PBH (honey) on multigrain toast. Coffee with milk.

10:42 - egg and spam sandwich on multigrain toast (ugh, WAY too salty). And coffee with milk.