Album: Spiders
Outta the blue, the mother popped into my room and said, "Nobody asked you out tonight? Christmas Eve? No boyfriend asked you out?"
And I was like ... WTF?
Boyfriend? I mean, since when did she care whether or not I was seeing someone?
Boyfriend?!
No, seriously: What. The. Fuck.
1 comment:
what if she had said girlfriend?
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